Post by Jabberwocky on Sept 15, 2015 4:28:31 GMT
It's time for some mustard and narwhals! I mean Sims. Right? Wait, what was I talking about again?
Another crazy chapter for all the crazy people out there.
It's about time to put Jory into private school. This means another visit from the.... *sigh* Headmaster...
Why the apprehension you ask?
Headmaster: Hmmm, yesssssss *hiss* such lovely children you have. *licks lips*
Alaska: Please stop going all Edward Cullen on my babies.
Guinevere: Nope. Nope on a rope. I am so DONE with private school!
Not even going to wait for a birthday cake..?
Guinevere: If you had to go to my school, you would understand.
Guinevere: Hey! I grew up well! Get me out of here!
Waaaaait. I need pictures and things.
There. Lovely Guinevere all made up. I decided to keep her outfit because-
Guinevere: Let me go, please! Oh crap! The Headmaster's coming!
I think he's still preoccupied...
Headmaster: I LOVE YOUR BOOOO- ROOOMS!
Alaska: Eyes up HERE pal!
Alaska: And this is the bathroom. There's a lovely view of the front yard from the tinted windows here.
Headmaster: The view from HERE aint half bad either. *licks lips*
Headmaster: Ahhh, Guinevere. So happy to have caught you. Glad to see you're legal now. I mean, err, grew up so fine!
Guinevere: Hehe, yah, so, think maybe you could let my pwecious siblings into your esteemed school, Headmaster sir?
Headmaster: I suppose they will have to do. Busy Friday?
Guinevere: *mumble grumble awkward side-sidle out the door*
Headmaster: I just loooooooove this family.
Thanks for letting all the kids in.
Headmaster: Anytime... *licks lips*
*shudder*
Guinevere: Thanks for making me stick around, disembodied voice. I am so leaving.
Hey, you DID get to say goodbye to your siblings at least.
Guinevere: The Headmaster bit was horrifying.
Hermione: *sigh* I'm not used to having so many empty chairs in the house.
Jory: Yes. Tis an awful plight.
Hint hint, Alaska.
Alaska: Omnomnomnomnom busy....
Kids, go to bed. It's like, 3am.
What's this!!
Baby L on the way!
Jory: Yar, har, fiddle-dee-dee! Being a pirate is the way to be! Do you what you want cause a pirate is free, you are a pirate!!!
Kids being kids.
I am shameless in my Jory spam.
Alaska: And make sure you don't over-highlight your book or it will bleed through the pages.
Jory: Yes, but will this help me serve King and country?
Alaska: We don't have a king, Jory.
Jory: Then I will just have to go find one.
Komei stealing the newspaper.
Komei: You see nothing!
He hides the pain of the betrayal so well...
All that studying paid off!
And omg, that ADORABLE smile!
Time for Keris to grow up!
After an outfit change and a new hairstyle, baby Keris is ready to face the world.
TELEPORTING UNICORN SPARKLE FOO!
Isolde: Wow, that was rather exhilarating!
Yes, but you definitely need a makeover. Off to the bathroom with you!
The beautiful and sweet hearted Isolde everyone!
Isolde: Oh please, you're flattering me.
Isolde: And the hypotenuse is leg squared times leg squared.
Jory: Let's go to history. Battles are more interesting than math.
That's a point! Hermione finally got that gold badge!
It's a whaaaaaaaaale!
Alaska: Are you calling me fat?
Pssh, whaaat? No...
Another very serious baby. She just stares into the souls of those floating notes and just... stares...
Alaska: Can I play with you, sweetie?
Keris: Musht ashk it for da tings...
Alaska: Why couldn't it wait one more day!!
NOTE: Apparently I forgot to get a newborn picture... wow...
It was a boy. His name is Lewko. He has black hair and brown eyes.
Kitsune be hardcore. His hard be core. Kitsune: the hardcore. Dancing is serious biz. Be warned.
Meanwhile, Alaska throws herself headfirst into the hunt again. Scoping out potential Daddies, Alaska runs into Nelson Flack.
Alaska: Hey, I'm Alaska Bears, I-
Nelson: Yes, yes, you're that woman with the crazy deal of having twenty-six babies.
Alaska: Uh... yes... you wouldn't happen to-?
Nelson: Totally interested, yes. Can I be Dad for Baby M?
Alaska: Um... I'll think about it... *aside* jeez, eager much?
Another possibility, found in the dredges of Butterfingers, the local casino: Virgil Chia.
Virgil: I do so love a good Butterfinger. Occasionally a Kit Kat.
Wrong Butterfingers.
Virgil: But it's CALLED Butterfingers!
Literal much..?
He is a Cancer.
Virgil: But I don't HAVE Cancer. It is very confusing.
Nelson: Oh hey, hey, HEEEEEEEY! I am a Sagittarius. Can I make a baby with you now.
Alaska: Ehehehehe.... eeeehhhh...
Jory and Kitsune bond over a very difficult game of chess.
Jory: So, this knight can move in an L shape only... hmmm...
She decided to take up Nelson on his offer.
Shameless Jory spam. Shameless, shameless, shameless... there will be no end to it folks, not until he moves out.
Isolde: And then I will grab that mug. And then I will wash the counter. Oo! And the toilet could use a nice polish!
I wish you were real. You could come clean my house anytime.
They really like each other. *sigh* Too bad he won't be the husband.