Chapter Two: Crazy Dads Aug 31, 2015 22:39:52 GMT
Post by Jabberwocky on Aug 31, 2015 22:39:52 GMT
Welcome to Chapter Two of the Who's Your Daddy? Challenge! I am your host, Jabberwocky!
Where we left off, Alaska Bears just moved to Cazteris. She got a career in Law enforcement. She has two babies: Astoria and Brandybuck, with Baby C well on the way!
Let's see what craziness we're in for today!
Alaska: Sweet dreams, Brandybuck.
Brandybuck: What is this madness, that I am confined to a crib whilst thine sister slumbers upon the pet bed, free of any prison bars!
And we have a great start to the day: eating Grilled Cheese!
Alaska: AHHH! GROSS! KILL IT! BURN IT! KILL IT!!!
Just don't get sick please...
Alaska: I'M SICK OF THESE BUGS!
Aww, there's Brandybuck looking all cute and stuff.
Brandybuck: Wherefore art thou, oh Grilled Cheese!
Not till you're a child, Brandybuck.
Brandybuck: The glory of the Grilled Cheese shall be mine!
The moment I have long been waiting for: birthday! Now she can at least help with the cleaning, among other things.
Alaska: You've been waiting? I've had to do all the work.
Yes, well, uh... I was speaking out of sympathy.
Alaska: Blow out the candles with Mommy!
Astoria: Utilitarian! Ubiquitous!
Alaska: Candles, Astoria, candles...
Final super happy toddler picture *sniffle* Gonna miss the toilet diving cutie.
Yes, fingers. How exciting.
So this is Astoria Bears in her everyday wear.
Stats: She is a Taurus, 6/8/5/10/5. Forgot to mention that.
She definitely has what I assume is her Dad's side of the nose business.
Astoria: So, Mom, I was thinking that more steps should be taken to apply micrometeoroid protection to the actual suits themselves so that space travel without the use of actual rockets can finally be achieved!
Alaska: Yes, that's lovely.
At least she now forms sentences around those words.
Astoria: Hmm, this texture is... how you say? Intriguing?
A rare sight: Brandybuck's resting face. For the most part, he's smiling. Which is good.
Oh, yah... need to get working on that second bedroom...
Alaska: This means more diapers and less sleeping, doesn't it?
Don't worry. Astoria will be a teenager before you know it. Then she can help.
One too tired to teach talking, the other too tired to learn...
After a nap, Brandybuck dances to some music!
Astoria: Is it not rather strange that we only ever eat Grilled Cheese?
Alaska: Mik made eggs and bacon.
Astoria: But where did it go?
Still working out I see.
Alaska: Must... get... promotion...
Well, it's a start.
Alaska: Eew! I reek! And I feel sweaty and gross...
Hey, Astoria, go to the living room.
Astoria: Is this another of those ostentatious contraptions you have assimilated for our entertainment?
Um... Sure. Totally.
Astoria: A FURNIURE ITEM FOR RESTORING ENERGY!
Yes, a bed. You like it?
Astoria: MY AORTIC CHAMBER FLUCTUATES WITH UNPARALLELED EXULTATION!
Good to know.
And for you, young man, an upgrade to the pet pillow. Now you have a basket.
Alaska: I'm glad Astoria has a bed, but was the pet bed upgrade necessary? Brandybuck has a birthday soon.
What about the bun in the oven now?
Alaska: I think dishwasher is top of my list.
I'll keep that in mind.
Studying I see?
Astoria: I must learn further how to use all these colossal words I know.
Alaska: Alright kid, THIS time, you WILL learn how to talk!
Brandybuck: Hark! Thine mammary gland bearing beast doth endeavor much to inculcate me with this talent of speechcraft. I shalt reward her efforts inasmuch with a response!
Ga ga goo goo.
Alaska: Well, time for you to grow up, my son.
Astoria: Yay! Playmate!
Everyone is so encouraging!
Most adorable toddler picture yet! He is really the cutest toddler ^^
He takes so much after his Daddy!
Congratulations, Brandybuck Bears: you are now a child!
Anything to say while I snap this photo?
Brandybuck: The art of speechcraft has failed me.
Oh no... ALASKAAAAA!!!!!
Astoria: Enjoy that cake while it lasts. Soon there will be nothing but Grilled Cheese till the next birthday.
Brandybuck: The glory of the Grilled Cheese will be mine!
Hey, Alaska, about Brandybuck-
Alaska: Not now! I must repair this tub!
Well, I guess I don't need to rush off to buy a bed for him.
Wow, talk about rude awakening.
Alaska: It's a girl! I will name her Constance!
Constance Bears, everyone!
I am not used to seeing you not pregnant.
Alaska: Yah, I better get on the ball with that one.
Thought of the next Daddy yet?
Alaska: Well, I have not been keeping up on the walk-bys. And I don't know anyone else so...
So then that means...