Post by Jabberwocky on Sept 3, 2015 7:46:13 GMT
Ahh! So many Sims! We now have a full house, so this is our break chapter where we watch them grow till at least one moves out so a new baby can be born. And the ones moving out will most likely be Astoria and Brandybuck. I shall miss those two dearly.
So Alaska Bears now has SEVEN children: Astoria, Brandybuck, Constance, Dorian, El-ahrairah, Farkas, and Guinevere!
Maybe, MAYBE, MAAAAYBEEEE this time I will finally get a baby that does NOT have brown/black hair and brown eyes. I'm on the verge of tears on how boring these genetics are...
So without further ado, on with the show!
Alaska: Yes, Headmaster. I need to put two kids in this time around. Oh, yes, they have fantastic grades. Will you PLEASE come over?
Meanwhile...
Astoria: Quadrupling fractions assimilating reasoning without intolerable fluctuations!
Constance: Horse?
Astoria: Precisely opposite!
Alaska: For the tenth time, "bott-le"!
Farkas: GIVE ME NEW HAIR, MOM!
Alaska: Bottle, please, just say bottle...
Getting that study point under my belt!!!!
Alaska: You KNOW you want your kid in your school!
Headmaster Korey: Yes I... SAY WHAT!!!
Headmaster Korey: This is an outrage!? Why did you not tell me I have a son?
Alaska: It never crossed my mind to get you personally involved.
Headmaster Korey: I love your wallpaper by the way, and what do you MEAN IT NEVER CROSSED YOUR MIND!!!
Alaska: S-so... how do you like them burgers?
Headmaster Korey: ...
Alaska: I-is my kid accepted?
Headmaster Korey: I'm too mad to speak to you right now. On a personal level.
Alaska: Oh, I guess that's a no...
No private school for you.
Dorian: It's all Mom's fault. She shouldn't have let on what was going on.
Hey, don't be mean!
I have never seen Sims with acne before, so I have never even USED the acne cream option. Who would have thought.
Aww, good big sister Constance cuddles with Farkas! So cute ^^ You will make a great family sim ^^
Also, he got new hair.
Constance: Horse.
Maybe for you I should give you the Grilled Cheese aspiration.
Brandybuck: AMEN AND HALLELUJAH!
But not right now.
Brandybuck: Wh-what madness is this?
I get points if I don't use any Aspiration rewards (elixir not included). So sorry, maybe when you move out.
Brandybuck: To what art though referring to when thou dost speaketh of these 'points'?
Eh, nothing really. Just go eat your Grilled Cheese.
Brandybuck: Small sir, thou must move if I am but to amend the disturbance of water upon the floor.
El-ahrairah: Um, splashing over here! Do you MIND?
It is official. El-ahrairah dances with EVERYONE on MULTIPLE occasions.
Dorian: Me too! I want to do this dancing stuff!
I'm just glad they made up after that terrible incident.
Mommy getting some Mommy time with the babboo!
Astoria: WOOING
Brandybuck: Wooing!
And wow, with a different girl too! Such a playa Mr. Brandybuck.
Constance: *sigh* Horse... *shakes head*
El-ahrairah: MOM! MOM! I GOT AN A+!!!!
Alaska: blahblahblab phonemumbojumbo
El-ahrairah: MOOOOM!
El-ahrairah: MOM PAY ATTENTION TO ME!
*silently screaming*
El-ahrairah: Oh finally, off the phone... I got an A+!!!!!!
Alaska: Say, I think I need to be doing something right about now, but what was it...
El-ahrairah: I GOT AN A+! WILL YOU FREAKING LOOK AT ME!!!! MOOOOOM!!!
Alaska: I just can't put my finger on it...
Alaska: oh yah, cheer.... whoot!
El-ahrairah: *many distressed noises* *tears report card into confetti*
Headmaster Kinsey: That wallpaper... IT'S STILL THERE!
Alaska: Your point?
Headmaster Kinsey: I LOVE YOUR BATHROOM!
Alaska: Are you purposefully not bringing up your son?
Alaska: ... and so, El-ahrairah is your son.
Headmaster Kinsey: I'll consider. Just don't tell the school who his father is. I have a reputation to uphold.
Alaska: Will can do.
Constance: Horse.
Her argument was so compelling, it got them instantly accepted into the school.
OMG! Cute baby Farkas!
Hmm, best friends. Maybe it's the hair.
Dorian, please don't take over the world...
Please..?
Dorian, you're scaring me! Stahp!
Astoria: GO ON! GROWL AT ME AGAIN! I DARE YOU!
Zoe: *whine*
Dog ate my homework?
Medicine career? Really?
Constance: Horse!
No, they're people!
Constance: Horse!
How will you even doctor, woman?
Alright, time for Farkas' birthday! Hope we get a cute!
That... mouth... *hrnk*
Farkas: My god, disembodied voice, leave me alone...
I didn't say anything! *snort*
He is a Gemini with 7/9/10/9/10. Holeee cow...
Guinevere gets a cake! Everyone dutifully cheers!
A quick hair change and she is right as rain.
An Aries with 5/8/6/3/6.
Nice balance there!
El-ahrairah: I could do this aaaaallll day!
Dorian: Vroom! Vrooooom!
Brandybuck loves ALL the babooos!
Walking time!
A walk-by. A very smug walk-by.
Walk-by: Check out my smolder. *smolders*
AGH! Put it away!
Sheesh, that thing is lethal.
Walk-by: Benjamin Long! A pelasure!
Alaska: Hi! Would you like to be Baby Daddy 8? I mean, friends?
WATCH OUT! HE'S GOT A SMOLDER!!!
Benjamin: Sagittarius is where it's at, baby!
Taking notes... careful, smolder-proof notes...
Alaska: Oh hi Constance! I was just -ahem- giving my friend here a backrub!
Benjamin: Aww yeah baby, work them hands!
Constance: Horse?
Alaska: No! No! Totally not making out! *sweats* Just being friends!
Constance: Horse! *nods in approval*
First day working in medical!
*frets frets frets*
Constance: Horse horse.
NO! PEOPLE CONSTANCE! SIMS! YOU ARE SAVING SIMS!
Promotion on the first day! *high fives*
Alaska: Time to grow up Dorian!
Dorian:But Cosntance's not here...
Alaska: It's okay, honey. I'm sure she'll be happy to see you as a teenager either way.
Dorian: *sniffle*
Constance: Horse!
Dorian: My wish came true!!!!
Dorian: Wow, that was fast!
How do you feel?
Dorian: The outfit sucks, but I'm glad Constance was here!
He rolled Fortune. His turn ons are Cleaning and Formal Wear. His turn off is Plantsim.
He wants to be a... Criminal Mastermind...
I should have guessed....
Guinevere entertaining herself! Such a baboo!!
Guinevere: Teddy walks.
Alaska: Teddy bears can't walk, but good job! You can talk now!
Guinevere: Teddy talks.
Alaska: Sure, honey! All the time!
El-ahrairah: And THIS piece can summon the un-dead from the vaults of the Dread Queen's abyss, but only when on squares F6 and E4.
Farkas: Is this REALLY how you play chess?
El-ahrairah: SHUN THE NON-BELIEVER!
Dorian: Constance is my best friend, but my perfection must not go unnoticed by even the smallest of children!
Guinevere: Big bwudder!
Dorian: Yes, worship the ground I walk on, infant!
Dorian: *sigh* It's late. Why am I here?
I promised last chapter that there would be new outfits for the teens.
Dorian: But it's just Constance and I.
Astoria and Brandybuck grow up soon. I don't want to waste the money.
Dorian?
Dorian: Yes?
Where ARE you?
Dorian: AGH! Why are you in here with me?
I'm not... Wait... You're invisible!
Dorian: SWEET!
Dorian: Why hey there perfectly perfect man hunk of the universe! Who's a bad boy? YOU are!
Yes, my sweet baboo! Now please change into the lovely outfit I bought you!
Constance and Dorian got new looks! Whoot!
What IS that?
Those POSES!?
Like, what?
Why are Dorian and Constance so mad?
I am really, honestly puzzled right now...
El-ahrairah: No! You cannot summon the Darkness of Macabre Pandas on E3! It's F3!
Farkas: SHUDDUP! I'm TRYING to concentrate!
The pink one, Brandybuck?
Brandybuck: The color of these spreads soothes my troubled heart.
Look at Alaska. Sitting there all smug.
Alaska: Such resentment. Have you given up?
There is no way to it I guess. I release you from the Grilled Cheese.
Alaska: YES!
And pass it on to Brandybuck.
Alaska: So long as I get to be free! Loaded Potato Soup, here I come!
Alaska: Disembodied voice! Where is my elixir!?
You drank it all.
Alaska: But... the youth!
You'll get more.
Alaska: The empty space is torturous to my soul! TORTURE! DO YOU WANT TO BE A SADIST!
Tempting...
Alaska: Two times two will not summon the Brotherhood of Time! They don't even exist.
Farkas: But El-ahrairah said they do.
Alaska: Just finish the problem, Farkas!
How many Sims can fit in a tiny pool?
ALL OF THE SWIMMABLE KIDS!
Astoria: WHERE DID THE LADDER GO???!!!!
Farkas.....
Looking at you, Farkas!
Quietest, sweetest little toddler.
El-ahraiarah: Hey! The ladder is back!
Farkas: Astoria did it!
Dorian: We're going to be late for school!!!!
El-ahrairah...
*internally screaming*
More body points!
Brandybuck: Happen I to chance upon a yandere, I must have the strength to successfully escape her pursuit!
Planning ahead for the win!
Astoria brought home a goth kid.
Did NOT know she had it in her.
But is it really an illogical swimming robot?
We shall see.
We shall see...
Farkas: Will this strange clapping ritual truly turn the grass into cupcakes?
El-ahrairah: Shhh! Keep a-slapping and a-clapping oh non-believer!
Dorian? Constance? WHYYY???
Oh, good. Okay. BE FRIENDS!!!! ^^
Invite Mik over. Immediate flirt from him to her!
Then invited Stefan over and asked for a sign.
Stefan: Aquarius.
Drat. Already got that from Mik...
Stefan: You called me?
Alaska: Here, come here! Watch me make the hell out of this bed!
Stefan: Oh stop. Just come here and kiss me.
Alaska: Oh, why of course.
Time for Astoria to finally achieve adulthood.
Astoria: Interplanetary explorations!
Eh... yah.
Yah, pose in that frowsy outfit.
On the other hand, the Social Bunny makes fantastic babies. Just look at that face!
Two birthdays! It's Brandybuck's turn.
Brandybuck: The art of speechcraft still eludes me.
Eh, yah don't really need it anyway.
POOF!
Constance: HOOOOOOORSE!!!!
Don't stand so close next time.
I know you wanted cake, but... no.
Brandybuck: ...
So handsome!
That outfit though....
El-ahrairah: My turn!
Farkas: Will his body explode?
Dorian: What? No!
Farkas: Will a unicorn take his soul to the beyond?
Dorian: Where did you hear this???
That outfit!!!!
Okay, thrift store for EVERYONE!
But first, Guinevere's turn!
What is it with the dark skin babies and their GORGEOUS faces!!!!
Astoria's new outfit!
Astoria: What's it for?
I figure if you'll be cooking a lot, an apron makes sense.
Astoria: Agreed.
What happened to your weird language?
Astoria: Oh it's still there! I just have better control now.
Oh okay. Good to know.
That is... wow... I don't even know actually.
Brandybuck: As a gentleman of finer things, I endeavor to look the part!
You certainly look a part of something.
You're going with that?
El-ahrairah: I love it!
Oddly enough, I think it suits you.
On another note: he rolled Pleasure (no surprise). He likes unemployed charismatics and does not like glasses.
Off to the bin with Astoria. Hopefully we shall see her later in another challenge.
Astoria: It's been fun!
*sniffle* My wittle gentleman is all grown up. ;-;
Brandybuck: Our parting tis but sweet sorrow.
Two slots open, Alaska. You know what this means.
Alaska: More babies?
Yeeeessss...
Alaska: Yesssss....
.
NOW GET OUT OF MY BATHROOM!
And so I end the chapter.